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| pov = [[Tyrion Lannister|Tyrion]]
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| pov = [[Tyrion Lannister]]
| place        = [[King's Landing]]
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| place        = [[King's Landing]] - The [[Red Keep]]
 
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| next = [[A Clash of Kings-Chapter 4|Bran 1]]
 
| next = [[A Clash of Kings-Chapter 4|Bran 1]]
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| arc previous = [[A Game of Thrones-Chapter 69|Tyrion IX]]<br>''A Game of Thrones''
 
| arc next = [[A Clash of Kings-Chapter 8|Tyrion II]]
 
| arc next = [[A Clash of Kings-Chapter 8|Tyrion II]]
 
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[[Tyrion Lannister|Tyrion]] meets with the [[Small Council]], bringing with him the letter from [[Tywin Lannister]] proclaiming him temporary [[Hand of the King]]. [[Cersei Lannister|Cersei]], who, as Regent, has commanded Tywin to return with his army, is not happy but accepts Tyrion. When Tryion returns to the inn where he has hidden [[Shae]], he finds [[Varys]] with her. That night Tyrion tells Shea that he will do justice.  
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[[Tyrion Lannister]] meets with the [[small council]] and assumes his position as acting [[Hand of the King]]. After dismissing the council, he and Cersei discuss all that has happened in King’s Landing, and Cersei grudgingly accepts him as Hand. Later, Tyrion travels to the [[Broken Anvil]], where he has finds [[Varys]] has already discovered his mistress [[Shae]].
  
 
==Synopsis==  
 
==Synopsis==  
[[Tyrion Lannister|Tyrion]] arrives outside the council chambers with [[Bronn]] and [[Timett]]. Ser [[Mandon Moore]], who according to [[Jaime Lannister]] is the most dangerous of the [[Kingsguard]] (beside himself) since his face never gives a hint, refuses to let them in since [[Cersei Lannister|the Queen]] has ordered the council not to be disturbed. The letter Tyrion bears from [[Tywin Lannister]] does not impress him, neither does the threat of Tyrion’s companions. It is only after he is told that Bronn killed Ser [[Vardis Egen]] that Ser Mandon allows Tyrion to enter. Tyrion has passed his first test.
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[[File:Tyrion middle.jpg|thumb|180px|left|Tyrion Lannister – by Amok ©]]
  
When Cersei sees him she exclaims “You.” Tyrion, knowing he should not show any weakness which Cersei might detect, says “I can see where Joffrey learned his courtesies.” He then tells her he has a letter from their lord father. Tyrion climbs into the Hand’s chair. Cersei reads the letter, which states that Tryion is to act as [[Hand of the King]] in Tywin’s absence, which Cersei considers absurd. [[Janos Slynt]] states there is need of him with rioting in the streets, and a [[Red Comet|grimm omen in the sky]]. Cersei lashes out a Janos because he is in charge of the [[City Watch of King's Landing|Gold Cloaks]], and then tells Tyrion he would serve better on the field of battle. Tyrion replies that he is done with fighting, preferring the finer things and [[Petyr Baelish|Littlefinger]] tells him he is a man after his own heart—this reminds Tyrion that he must have a talk with Littlefinger about the dagger used in an attempt on [[Bran Stark]]'s life. Cersei is not happy to learn he has brought only a few hundred men; she is worried about [[Stannis Baratheon|Stannis]] and [[Renly Baratheon]] attacking the city. Then she states that only the king can name a Hand, and [[Joffrey Baratheon|King Joffrey]] has named Lord Tywin. Tyrion responds by pointing out that Tywin named him. She is still not happy, so Tyrion recommends she take it up with her father in [[Harrenhal]].  
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Outside the [[small council]] chamber, Ser [[Mandon Moore]] insists that Queen [[Cersei Lannister|Cersei]] has left orders not to be disturbed. [[Tyrion Lannister|Tyrion]] quips that he will only be a small disturbance and produces his letter from Lord [[Tywin Lannister]]. Ser Mandon remains unimpressed and expressionless, a trait which makes [[Jaime Lannister]] consider him the most dangerous of the [[Kingsguard]] (besides himself), since his face never hints at his next action. Refusing to back down on his first day, Tyrion introduces [[Bronn]] and [[Timett]]. After Ser Mandon learns that Bronn [[A Game of Thrones-Chapter 40|killed]] Ser [[Vardis Egen]], he allows Tyrion to enter. Tyrion relishes that he has passed his first test.
  
Tyrion requests a private moment with Cersei. Before he leaves Varys states, “How you must have yearned for the sound of your sweet sister’s voice.” After telling Littlefinger that he will take up residence in [[Red Keep#Tower of the Hand|Tower of the Hand]], Littlefinger comments that he must be braver than him considering the fate of the last two Hands, and Tyrion corrects him to four, explaining that [[Rossart|Aerys's last Hand]] died in the [[Sack of King's Landing]], and [[Qarlton Chelsted|the one before him]] was burned to death. The [[Jon Connington|two]] [[Owen Merryweather|before]] them were luckier in that they merely died penniless in exile; upon hearing this, Littlefinger japes that he would sooner bed down in the dungeon than the Tower of the Hand, and Tyrion privately thinks to himself that Littlefinger might get that wish.
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When Cersei sees him, she exclaims “You!” with equal parts disbelief and distaste. Taking care to act confident in front of her, Tyrion remarks that he can see where [[Joffrey Baratheon|Joffrey]] learned his courtesies. When Cersei asks why he is there, Tyrion saunters over to deliver their lord father’s letter. [[Varys]] inspects the seal and proclaims it genuine before Cersei snatches it. Cersei has taken the king’s seat, so Tyrion takes the Hand’s chair, which seems only appropriate. Cersei declares the letter absurd and explains that her father has authorized Tyrion to act as [[Hand of the King]] in his absence.
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[[Grand Maester]] [[Pycelle]] offers greetings, and Lord [[Janos Slynt]] declares that there is need of Tyrion with rioting in the streets and a [[Red Comet|grim omen]] in the sky. Cersei lashes out that Slynt is the one in charge of keeping order and that Tyrion would serve them better on the battlefield. Tyrion replies that he is done with fighting, preferring the finer things in life. [[Petyr Baelish|Littlefinger]] declares Tyrion a man after his own heart, which reminds Tyrion that he must have a talk with Littlefinger about a certain dagger used in an [[A Game of Thrones-Chapter 14|attempt]] on [[Bran Stark]]’s life.  
  
Once alone, Cersei states she hopes their father did not send him to plague them with history lessons, and Tyrion replies with Varys' words: “How I have yearned for the sound of your sweet voice.” Cersei then asks why Tywin would inflict him on her, and that she is regent, and has ordered him to King's Landing; Tywin ignored her. Tryion points out he has a large army. She threatens to call the letter a forgery and throw him in the dungeon, and Tyrion agrees that nobody, including their father, would object, but then tells her he is there to help. She responds that she wanted Tywin’s help, but Tyrion knows that she really wants Jaime, and promises that if she gives him her support he will free Jaime. When she asks how, given that [[Robb Stark|Robb]] and [[Catelyn Tully|Catelyn]] Stark are not likely to forget the beheading of Eddard, he notes that she has the daughters. Cersei reveals that she only has [[Sansa Stark|the eldest daughter]]; she sent [[Meryn Trant]] to apprehend the [[Arya Stark|younger girl]], but her [[Syrio Forel|dancing master]] interfered and the girl escaped the Red Keep; Cersei believes that she is most likely dead.
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Cersei is not happy to learn that Tyrion has brought only a few hundred men; she is worried that [[Stannis Baratheon|Stannis]] or [[Renly Baratheon]] will attack the city. Then she declares that only the king can name a Hand, and Joffrey has named Lord Tywin. Tyrion points out that Lord Tywin named him and recommends that Cersei take it up with him at [[Harrenhal]].
  
Tyrion then asks her if she trusts the [[Small Council]], because their father does not. [[Joffrey Baratheon|Joffrey]]’s short reign has been full of follies and disasters, which suggests the king is getting extremely bad counsel; Cersei concedes that Joffrey, always willful, now believes that as king he is free to do as he pleases, not as he is bid. She explains that Joffrey was instructed to allow [[Eddard Stark]] to [[Night's Watch|take the black]], but he took it upon himself to order Eddard killed; Janos Slynt and Ser [[Ilyn Payne]] were quick to take the command. If it had not been for [[Sansa Stark||Sansa]] bringing her Eddard’s plans, all might have been lost, and even so it was a close thing. Cersei also mentions that as a result, the [[High Septon]] is accusing them of lying to him and profaning the [[Great Sept of Baelor|Sept of Baelor]].
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[[File:Jonny Klein Small Council ChamberII.png|thumb|350px|right|The Small Council Chamber © Fantasy Flight Games]]
  
Cersei tells Tyrion they needed Janos Slynt’s Gold Cloaks and it was [[Petyr Baelish]] who made the arrangement to bribe Janos Slynt with a lordship, another foolish move in Tyrion’s eyes. He also learns that it was Varys who suggested that Ser [[Barristan Selmy]] be removed from his post as Lord Commander of the [[Kingsguard]], as Joffrey wanted to blame someone for [[Robert Baratheon|Robert's]] death. It freed the Lord Commander's post and seat on the council for [[Jaime Lannister|Jaime]], and allowed Joffrey to throw a bone to [[Sandor Clegane|his Hound]]. A generous severance was provided, but Selmy would have none of it and fled the city. Tyrion notes he has heard that Selmy has slain the two gold cloaks Slynt sent to apprehend him on Joffrey's orders. Cersei is unhappy that only two were sent, and does not consider Slynt very competent. Tyrion warns her that Barristan the Bold leading [[Robb Stark]]’s or Renly’s army would give them too much credibility; the [[Smallfolk]] talk of him like [[Serwyn]] of the Mirror Shield and [[Prince Aemon the Dragonknight]]. Cersei admits she did not think of that and is told their father did, and this is why Tyrion was sent.
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Tyrion requests a private moment with Cersei, and the other councillors excuse themselves. As he leaves, Littlefinger asks about living arrangements. Tyrion says he plans to take up residence in the [[Red Keep#Tower of the Hand|Tower of the Hand]]. Littlefinger declares Tyrion a braver man than him, considering the fate of the last two Hands. Tyrion corrects this to four, explaining that [[Aerys II Targaryen|Aerys]]'s [[Rossart|last Hand]] died in the [[Sack of King's Landing]], and [[Qarlton Chelsted|the one before him]] was burned to death. The two before<ref>[[Jon Connington]] and [[Owen Merryweather]]</ref> them were luckier in that they merely died penniless in exile. Littlefinger japes that in that case he would sooner bed down in the dungeon than the Tower of the Hand, and Tyrion privately thinks that Littlefinger might get that wish.
  
Tyrion tells her Joffrey might be more inclined to listen to him if he feels threatened, something Joffrey doesn’t feel with his mother. He explains that both Cersei and Joffrey need him if Joffrey is to retain the throne and then suggests that he is hers, and will do nothing without her consent. When he asks Cersei who killed [[Jon Arryn]], Cersei tells him she doesn’t know. She goes on to say that Eddard Stark asked her the same thing, hinting that Jon Arryn suspected her of - incest, Tyrion finishes for her, earning himself a slap in the face. Tyrion reveals that he knew all along, as he is not as blind as their father. He earns some more slaps for his crude comments, and finally warns her to stop since he now has new friends, and asks how King [[Robert Baratheon|Robert]] was killed. Cersei explains how Robert died; [[Lancel Lannister|Lancel]] gave him wine of three times the normal potency before he faced the boar. Robert loved the wine, finishing off a skin and then ordering another. Cersei states that Tyrion should have had some of the boar, there has never been one so delicious. Tyrion, telling Cersei she was born to be a widow, takes his leave. Cersei objects, stating she has not given leave, and wants to know how he will save Jaime. Tyrion tells her he does not know yet, and asks her to make sure no harm comes to Sansa.  
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Once they are alone, Cersei asks why their father would ignore her royal command and inflict Tyrion on her. Tyrion points out that Lord Tywin has a large army and can do that, nor is he the first to do so. Cersei threatens to call the letter a forgery and throw Tyrion in a dungeon. Tyrion agrees that no one—not even their father—would protest, but asks why Cersei would want to do such a thing when he has come to help. Cersei insists that it was their father’s help she wanted, but Tyrion can tell that it is Jaime she really wants, so he promises that if she supports him he will find a way to free Jaime. Cersei asks how, given that [[Robb Stark|Robb]] and [[Catelyn Stark|Catelyn]] [[House Stark|Stark]] are not likely to forget the beheading of Lord [[Eddard Stark|Eddard]]. Tyrion notes that Cersei still holds the Stark daughters, forcing Cersei to reveal that she only has [[Sansa Stark|Sansa]]; she sent Ser [[Meryn Trant]] to apprehend [[Arya Stark|Arya]], but her [[Syrio Forel|dancing master]] interfered and the girl escaped and is likely dead.
  
Outside Timett has disappeared, so Tyrion commands Bronn to find Timett and make arrangements for the clansmen in the Tower of the Hand. Tyrion commands [[Vylarr]], captain of Cersei’s guards, to provide an escort for him to the [[Broken Anvil]]. On the way, he sees the spiked heads and orders Vylarr to have them removed from the spikes on the wall and given to the [[Faith of the Seven#Silent Sisters|Silent Sisters]]. When Vylarr is hesitant because the King ordered them to remain, Tyrion warns him that if they are not removed, one of the spikes will have his head.
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Tyrion asks Cersei if she trusts the small council, since their father does not; Joffrey’s short reign has been full of follies and disasters, which suggests the king is getting some very bad counsel. Cersei concedes that Joffrey, always willful, now believes that as king he is free to do as he pleases, not as he is bid. She explains that Joffrey was instructed to allow Eddard Stark to [[Night's Watch|take the black]] but took it upon himself to order Eddard killed, and Janos Slynt and Ser [[Ilyn Payne]] were quick to take the command. Cersei also mentions that as a result, the [[High Septon (fat one)|High Septon]] is accusing them of lying to him and profaning the [[Great Sept of Baelor]].  
  
As they ride through the city, Tyrion notices the effect the war is having on the people, with guards at every shop—Tyrion thinks how when things grow lean even bakers find sellswords cheaper than bread. Vylarr confirms very little food is coming into the city. Tyrion asks what Cersei has done, and is told she has tripled the City Watch, and has thousands of craftsmen working on the defenses, including the [[Alchemists' Guild]] which has pledged ten thousand jars of [[Wildfire]]. The latter makes Tyrion uncomfortable, and he asks where the money is coming from, given that Robert has beggared the realm. To pay for it, Littlefinger has introduced taxes for those entering the city. Tyrion considers this clever and cruel. When they arrive at the inn, he orders Vylarr to return.
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Tyrion then questions Cersei about Slynt, asking whose idea it was to make him Lord of Harrenhal and a member of the small council. Cersei replies that Littlefinger made the arrangements; they needed the [[City Watch of King’s Landing|gold cloaks]] on their side to stop Eddard Stark before he handed the throne over to Stannis Baratheon. Cersei adds that it was close even so; all might have been lost if Sansa had not come to Cersei with her father’s plans. Tyrion expresses surprise that Sansa would betray her own father's plans, but Cersei explains that the girl was in love with Joffrey and would have done anything for him right up until he cut her father's head off and called it "mercy".
  
Tyrion enters the inn to find [[Shae]] sitting with several Blackears and Varys. Tyrion is irritated that Varys found Shae so quickly. Varys says that he had a sudden urge to meet his young lady. Tyrion realizes that the eunuch is indirectly threatening him by showing he knows Tyrion's weakness. The two exchange some veiled threats. Varys asks if Tyrion has seen the Red Comet, and Tyrion replies he is not blind; on the Kingsroad it seemed to cover half the sky. Varys tells Tyrion that on the streets it is called the Red Messenger, "a herald before a king, to warn of fire and blood to follow.” Before Varys leaves he poses a riddle to Tyrion:
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Tyrion also learns it was Varys who suggested Ser [[Barristan Selmy]] be removed as [[Lord Commander of the Kingsguard]] when Joffrey wanted to blame someone for [[Robert Baratheon|Robert]]’s death. It freed the Lord Commander's post and council seat for Jaime, and allowed Joffrey to throw a bone to [[Sandor Clegane|the Hound]]. A generous severance was provided, but Selmy would have none of it and fled the city. Tyrion notes that he heard Selmy slew the two gold cloaks sent to apprehend him, which Cersei blames on Slynt’s incompetence. Tyrion points out that Barristan the Bold is a living legend who lends credibility to any man he serves. Cersei admits she did not think of that. Tyrion points out that their father did, and that is why he sent Tyrion to bring Joffrey to heel.
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[[File:Roman V. Papsuev Double Bluff.jpg|thumb|380px|left|Tyrion and Cersei © Fantasy Flight Games]]
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Cersei argues that Joffrey will be no more tractable for Tyrion, but Tyrion points out that Joffrey might be more inclined to listen if he feels threatened, something he doesn’t feel with her. Cersei insists that she will never let Tyrion harm her son, but Tyrion assures her that he only means to threaten. Cersei admits it is worth a try, but remains adamant that Tyrion do nothing without her consent. Tyrion agrees, then asks for an honest answer to who killed [[Jon Arryn]]. Cersei tells him she does not know, and goes on to say that Eddard Stark asked her the same question and hinted that Jon Arryn suspected her of something she hesitates to mention. Tyrion earns a slap in the face when he reveals that he knew about her incest with Jaime all along. Tyrion insist that he is not as blind as their father and makes several rude comments that earn him more slaps until he finally warns her that he is getting angry.
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Tyrion asks how King [[Robert I Baratheon|Robert]] was killed, and Cersei explains that [[Lancel Lannister]] gave him strongwine of three times the normal potency before he faced the boar, which Cersei claims tasted like triumph when it was served at Robert’s funeral feast. Tyrion, who rather liked King Robert, comments that Cersei was born to be a widow as he rises to leave. Cersei objects that she has not excused him and presses for details about how he will free Jaime. Tyrion tells her he does not know yet, but reminds her to make sure no harm comes to Sansa.
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Outside, Timett has disappeared to explore the city, so Tyrion commands Bronn to find him and make arrangements for the [[Vale mountain clans|clansmen]] in the barracks beneath the Tower of the Hand. Tyrion commands [[Vylarr]], the captain of Cersei’s household guard, to provide an escort for him to the [[Broken Anvil|Broken Anvil Inn]], hoping to remind the captain that his oath is to [[Casterly Rock]] and not to Cersei alone. As he leaves the [[Red Keep]], Tyrion orders the spiked heads of Eddard Stark and his household taken down and given to the [[silent sisters]]. When Vylarr hesitates because King Joffrey ordered them to remain, Tyrion warns him that if they are not removed one of the spikes will have his head.
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As they ride through the city, Tyrion notices the effect [[War of the Five Kings|the war]] is having on the common people. The markets are full of ragged men selling their household goods, but bare of farmers selling food. There are guards at every shop, and Tyrion notes that in lean times even bakers find sellswords cheaper than bread. Vylarr confirms that very little food is coming into the city with the roads closed to south and west. Tyrion asks what Cersei has done, and is told she has tripled the City Watch and has thousands of craftsmen working on the defenses, including the [[Alchemists' Guild]] which has pledged ten thousand jars of [[wildfire]]. The thought of so much wildfire makes Tyrion uncomfortable, and he asks where the money is coming from, given that Robert beggared the realm. Vylarr explains that Littlefinger has introduced a tax on entering the city. Tyrion considers this clever and cruel, since tens of thousands are fleeing the war for the supposed safety of the capital. When they arrive at the inn, he dismisses Vylarr and says he plans to stay the night.
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[[File:Tyrion and shae by algesiras.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Tyrion and his mistress Shae – by Algesiras©]]
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Inside, Tyrion finds [[Shae]] sitting with several [[Black Ears]] and Varys. Tyrion is irritated that Varys found Shae so quickly and wonders who might have betrayed him. Varys says that he had a sudden urge to meet Tyrion’s young lady and Tyrion realizes that the eunuch is indirectly threatening him. The two exchange some veiled threats before Varys asks if Tyrion has seen the red comet. Tyrion replies that he is short, not blind; on the [[kingsroad]] it seemed to cover half the sky and outshone the moon. Varys tells Tyrion that on the streets it is called the Red Messenger, "a herald before a king, to warn of fire and blood to follow.” Before Varys leaves, he poses a riddle to Tyrion:
  
 
{{Quote|In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a sellsword, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it’ says the king, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it’ says the priest, ‘for I command you in the names of the gods.’ ‘Do it’ says the rich man, ‘and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me-who lives and who dies?”}}
 
{{Quote|In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a sellsword, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it’ says the king, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it’ says the priest, ‘for I command you in the names of the gods.’ ‘Do it’ says the rich man, ‘and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me-who lives and who dies?”}}
  
Varys then leaves. Shae says it is the rich man who lives, but Tyrion is not so sure, saying it depends on the sellsword. As they climb the stairs to the room, Shea has to wait for Tyrion. Tyrion notes that he still has to look up to her even though she is only five feet tall, but does not mind since she is so sweet. Shea quickly strips and then teases him that he will never be able to sleep in the Tower of the Hand, thinking of her, without masturbating, and then asks whether that is why they call it the Tower of the Hand. She drags him to the bed, and they make fierce love. Afterwards Tyrion thinks he is a fool, she is a whore and after the coin. When Shea asks what Tyrion will do as Hand of the King, he tells her, “Something Cersei will never expect, I’ll do justice.”
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Once Varys is gone, Shae asks if it is the rich man who lives. Tyrion is not so sure, saying it depends on the sellsword. As they climb the stairs to their room, Shae has to wait for Tyrion. Tyrion notes that he still has to look up to her even though she is only five feet tall, but he does not mind since she is so sweet. Shae quickly strips and then teases Tyrion that without her he will never be able to sleep in the Tower of the Hand without masturbating, and asks if that is why they call it the Tower of the Hand. She drags him to the bed, and they make fierce love. Afterwards, Tyrion calls himself a fool; Shae is a whore and only after his coin. When Shae asks what Tyrion will do as Hand of the King, he tells her, “Something Cersei will never expect. I’ll do... justice.”
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==Character List==
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'''Appearing:'''
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{{Columns|2|
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*[[Bronn]]
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*[[Cersei Lannister]]
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*[[Chella]]
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*[[Janos Slynt]]
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*[[Mandon Moore]]
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*[[Petyr Baelish]]
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*[[Pycelle]]
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*[[Shae]]
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*[[Timett]]
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*[[Tyrion Lannister]]
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*[[Varys]]
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*[[Vylarr]]}}
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'''Mentioned:'''
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{{Columns|4|
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*[[Aerys II Targaryen]]
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*[[Arya Stark]]
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*[[Baelor I Targaryen]]
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*[[Barristan Selmy]]
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*[[Catelyn Tully]]
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*[[Cheyk]]
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*[[Eddard Stark]]
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*[[Ilyn Payne]]
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*[[Jaime Lannister]]
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*[[Joffrey Baratheon]]
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*[[Jon Arryn]]
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*[[Jon Connington]]
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*[[Meryn Trant]]
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*[[Lancel Lannister]]
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*[[Lysa Tully]]
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*[[Owen Merryweather]]
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*[[Qarlton Chelsted]]
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*[[Renly Baratheon]]
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*[[Robb Stark]]
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*[[Robert Baratheon]]
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*[[Rossart]]
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*[[Sandor Clegane]]
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*[[Sansa Stark]]
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*[[Stannis Baratheon]]
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*[[Syrio Forel]]
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*[[Timett (father)]]
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*[[Tywin Lannister]]
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*[[Vardis Egen]]}}
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|}
  
==References and Notes==
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==Places, events and terms mentioned==
{{References|2}}
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* [http://blogoficeandfire.blogspot.com/2010/02/sansa-tyrion.html Humorous review of the chapter]
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* [http://slynt.blogspot.com/2011/03/re-read-tyrion-i-genesis-of-bitch-slap.html Review of the chapter in the course of a 10th reread]
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* [http://www.tor.com/blogs/2012/01/a-read-of-ice-and-fire-a-clash-of-kings-part-2 Review and summary] by Leigh Butler.
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'''Places:'''
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*[[Broken Anvil]]
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*[[Dragonstone]]
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*[[Gate of the Gods]]
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*[[Great Sept of Baelor]]
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*[[Harrenhal]]
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*[[Highgarden]]
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*[[King's Landing]]
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*[[Kingsroad]]
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*[[Maegor's Holdfast]]
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*[[Red Keep]]
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*[[Street of Flour]]
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*[[Street of Looms]]
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*[[Tower of the Hand]]
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*[[Vale of Arryn]]
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*[[Visenya's Hill]]
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'''Events:'''
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*[[Sack of King's Landing]]
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'''Terms:'''
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*[[Alchemists' Guild]]
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*[[Black Ears]]
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*[[Burned Men]]
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*[[City Watch of King's Landing]]
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*[[Eunuch]]
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*[[Grand Maester]]
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*[[Hand of the King]]
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*[[House Lannister guards]]
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*[[Kingsguard]]
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*[[Lord Commander of the Kingsguard]]
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*[[Moon Brothers]]
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*[[Red comet]]
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*[[Red hand]]
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*[[Regent]]
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*[[Sellsword]]
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*[[Small council]]
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*[[Stone Crows]]
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*[[Strongwine]]
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*[[Valyrian sphinx]]
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*[[Whore]]
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*[[Wildfire]]}}
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Tyrion I
A Clash of Kings chapter
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POV Tyrion Lannister
Place King's Landing - The Red Keep
Page 39 UK HC (Other versions)
Chapter chronology (All)
Tyrion IX
A Game of Thrones
Sansa I  ← Tyrion I →  Bran 1

Tyrion II

Tyrion Lannister meets with the small council and assumes his position as acting Hand of the King. After dismissing the council, he and Cersei discuss all that has happened in King’s Landing, and Cersei grudgingly accepts him as Hand. Later, Tyrion travels to the Broken Anvil, where he has finds Varys has already discovered his mistress Shae.

Synopsis

Tyrion Lannister – by Amok ©

Outside the small council chamber, Ser Mandon Moore insists that Queen Cersei has left orders not to be disturbed. Tyrion quips that he will only be a small disturbance and produces his letter from Lord Tywin Lannister. Ser Mandon remains unimpressed and expressionless, a trait which makes Jaime Lannister consider him the most dangerous of the Kingsguard (besides himself), since his face never hints at his next action. Refusing to back down on his first day, Tyrion introduces Bronn and Timett. After Ser Mandon learns that Bronn killed Ser Vardis Egen, he allows Tyrion to enter. Tyrion relishes that he has passed his first test.

When Cersei sees him, she exclaims “You!” with equal parts disbelief and distaste. Taking care to act confident in front of her, Tyrion remarks that he can see where Joffrey learned his courtesies. When Cersei asks why he is there, Tyrion saunters over to deliver their lord father’s letter. Varys inspects the seal and proclaims it genuine before Cersei snatches it. Cersei has taken the king’s seat, so Tyrion takes the Hand’s chair, which seems only appropriate. Cersei declares the letter absurd and explains that her father has authorized Tyrion to act as Hand of the King in his absence.

Grand Maester Pycelle offers greetings, and Lord Janos Slynt declares that there is need of Tyrion with rioting in the streets and a grim omen in the sky. Cersei lashes out that Slynt is the one in charge of keeping order and that Tyrion would serve them better on the battlefield. Tyrion replies that he is done with fighting, preferring the finer things in life. Littlefinger declares Tyrion a man after his own heart, which reminds Tyrion that he must have a talk with Littlefinger about a certain dagger used in an attempt on Bran Stark’s life.

Cersei is not happy to learn that Tyrion has brought only a few hundred men; she is worried that Stannis or Renly Baratheon will attack the city. Then she declares that only the king can name a Hand, and Joffrey has named Lord Tywin. Tyrion points out that Lord Tywin named him and recommends that Cersei take it up with him at Harrenhal.

The Small Council Chamber © Fantasy Flight Games

Tyrion requests a private moment with Cersei, and the other councillors excuse themselves. As he leaves, Littlefinger asks about living arrangements. Tyrion says he plans to take up residence in the Tower of the Hand. Littlefinger declares Tyrion a braver man than him, considering the fate of the last two Hands. Tyrion corrects this to four, explaining that Aerys's last Hand died in the Sack of King's Landing, and the one before him was burned to death. The two before[1] them were luckier in that they merely died penniless in exile. Littlefinger japes that in that case he would sooner bed down in the dungeon than the Tower of the Hand, and Tyrion privately thinks that Littlefinger might get that wish.

Once they are alone, Cersei asks why their father would ignore her royal command and inflict Tyrion on her. Tyrion points out that Lord Tywin has a large army and can do that, nor is he the first to do so. Cersei threatens to call the letter a forgery and throw Tyrion in a dungeon. Tyrion agrees that no one—not even their father—would protest, but asks why Cersei would want to do such a thing when he has come to help. Cersei insists that it was their father’s help she wanted, but Tyrion can tell that it is Jaime she really wants, so he promises that if she supports him he will find a way to free Jaime. Cersei asks how, given that Robb and Catelyn Stark are not likely to forget the beheading of Lord Eddard. Tyrion notes that Cersei still holds the Stark daughters, forcing Cersei to reveal that she only has Sansa; she sent Ser Meryn Trant to apprehend Arya, but her dancing master interfered and the girl escaped and is likely dead.

Tyrion asks Cersei if she trusts the small council, since their father does not; Joffrey’s short reign has been full of follies and disasters, which suggests the king is getting some very bad counsel. Cersei concedes that Joffrey, always willful, now believes that as king he is free to do as he pleases, not as he is bid. She explains that Joffrey was instructed to allow Eddard Stark to take the black but took it upon himself to order Eddard killed, and Janos Slynt and Ser Ilyn Payne were quick to take the command. Cersei also mentions that as a result, the High Septon is accusing them of lying to him and profaning the Great Sept of Baelor.

Tyrion then questions Cersei about Slynt, asking whose idea it was to make him Lord of Harrenhal and a member of the small council. Cersei replies that Littlefinger made the arrangements; they needed the gold cloaks on their side to stop Eddard Stark before he handed the throne over to Stannis Baratheon. Cersei adds that it was close even so; all might have been lost if Sansa had not come to Cersei with her father’s plans. Tyrion expresses surprise that Sansa would betray her own father's plans, but Cersei explains that the girl was in love with Joffrey and would have done anything for him right up until he cut her father's head off and called it "mercy".

Tyrion also learns it was Varys who suggested Ser Barristan Selmy be removed as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard when Joffrey wanted to blame someone for Robert’s death. It freed the Lord Commander's post and council seat for Jaime, and allowed Joffrey to throw a bone to the Hound. A generous severance was provided, but Selmy would have none of it and fled the city. Tyrion notes that he heard Selmy slew the two gold cloaks sent to apprehend him, which Cersei blames on Slynt’s incompetence. Tyrion points out that Barristan the Bold is a living legend who lends credibility to any man he serves. Cersei admits she did not think of that. Tyrion points out that their father did, and that is why he sent Tyrion to bring Joffrey to heel.

Tyrion and Cersei © Fantasy Flight Games

Cersei argues that Joffrey will be no more tractable for Tyrion, but Tyrion points out that Joffrey might be more inclined to listen if he feels threatened, something he doesn’t feel with her. Cersei insists that she will never let Tyrion harm her son, but Tyrion assures her that he only means to threaten. Cersei admits it is worth a try, but remains adamant that Tyrion do nothing without her consent. Tyrion agrees, then asks for an honest answer to who killed Jon Arryn. Cersei tells him she does not know, and goes on to say that Eddard Stark asked her the same question and hinted that Jon Arryn suspected her of something she hesitates to mention. Tyrion earns a slap in the face when he reveals that he knew about her incest with Jaime all along. Tyrion insist that he is not as blind as their father and makes several rude comments that earn him more slaps until he finally warns her that he is getting angry.

Tyrion asks how King Robert was killed, and Cersei explains that Lancel Lannister gave him strongwine of three times the normal potency before he faced the boar, which Cersei claims tasted like triumph when it was served at Robert’s funeral feast. Tyrion, who rather liked King Robert, comments that Cersei was born to be a widow as he rises to leave. Cersei objects that she has not excused him and presses for details about how he will free Jaime. Tyrion tells her he does not know yet, but reminds her to make sure no harm comes to Sansa.

Outside, Timett has disappeared to explore the city, so Tyrion commands Bronn to find him and make arrangements for the clansmen in the barracks beneath the Tower of the Hand. Tyrion commands Vylarr, the captain of Cersei’s household guard, to provide an escort for him to the Broken Anvil Inn, hoping to remind the captain that his oath is to Casterly Rock and not to Cersei alone. As he leaves the Red Keep, Tyrion orders the spiked heads of Eddard Stark and his household taken down and given to the silent sisters. When Vylarr hesitates because King Joffrey ordered them to remain, Tyrion warns him that if they are not removed one of the spikes will have his head.

As they ride through the city, Tyrion notices the effect the war is having on the common people. The markets are full of ragged men selling their household goods, but bare of farmers selling food. There are guards at every shop, and Tyrion notes that in lean times even bakers find sellswords cheaper than bread. Vylarr confirms that very little food is coming into the city with the roads closed to south and west. Tyrion asks what Cersei has done, and is told she has tripled the City Watch and has thousands of craftsmen working on the defenses, including the Alchemists' Guild which has pledged ten thousand jars of wildfire. The thought of so much wildfire makes Tyrion uncomfortable, and he asks where the money is coming from, given that Robert beggared the realm. Vylarr explains that Littlefinger has introduced a tax on entering the city. Tyrion considers this clever and cruel, since tens of thousands are fleeing the war for the supposed safety of the capital. When they arrive at the inn, he dismisses Vylarr and says he plans to stay the night.

Tyrion and his mistress Shae – by Algesiras©

Inside, Tyrion finds Shae sitting with several Black Ears and Varys. Tyrion is irritated that Varys found Shae so quickly and wonders who might have betrayed him. Varys says that he had a sudden urge to meet Tyrion’s young lady and Tyrion realizes that the eunuch is indirectly threatening him. The two exchange some veiled threats before Varys asks if Tyrion has seen the red comet. Tyrion replies that he is short, not blind; on the kingsroad it seemed to cover half the sky and outshone the moon. Varys tells Tyrion that on the streets it is called the Red Messenger, "a herald before a king, to warn of fire and blood to follow.” Before Varys leaves, he poses a riddle to Tyrion:

In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a sellsword, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it’ says the king, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it’ says the priest, ‘for I command you in the names of the gods.’ ‘Do it’ says the rich man, ‘and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me-who lives and who dies?”

Once Varys is gone, Shae asks if it is the rich man who lives. Tyrion is not so sure, saying it depends on the sellsword. As they climb the stairs to their room, Shae has to wait for Tyrion. Tyrion notes that he still has to look up to her even though she is only five feet tall, but he does not mind since she is so sweet. Shae quickly strips and then teases Tyrion that without her he will never be able to sleep in the Tower of the Hand without masturbating, and asks if that is why they call it the Tower of the Hand. She drags him to the bed, and they make fierce love. Afterwards, Tyrion calls himself a fool; Shae is a whore and only after his coin. When Shae asks what Tyrion will do as Hand of the King, he tells her, “Something Cersei will never expect. I’ll do... justice.”

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