Editing Barba Bracken (section)

===Barba's Teats===
In {{Date|172}}, King Aegon IV Targaryen was visiting Stone Hedge when he saw the hills called the [[Teats|Mother's Teats]], and renamed them Barba's Teats on account of their resemblance to his buxom mistress's breasts. After Barba was sent away from court, Aegon took Melissa "Missy" Blackwood as his mistress; she was slender, and Barba was heard to say that she was flat as a boy. When Aegon heard how Barba had disparaged his mistress, he renamed the hills Missy's Teats,{{Ref|ADWD|48}} and granted them to [[House Blackwood]].{{Ref|TWOIAF|The Targaryen Kings: Aegon IV}} The Blackwoods still call the hills Missy's Teats, and the Brackens still call them Barba's Teats.{{Ref|ADWD|48}}