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==Quotes== {{Quote|What did [[Viserys I Targaryen|Viserys]] ever have that [[Rhaenys Targaryen (daughter of Aemon)|she]] did not? A little sausage? Is that all it takes to be a king? Let Mushroom rule, then. My sausage is thrice the size of his.{{Ref|FAB|The Dying of the Dragons - The Blacks and the Greens}}| Mushroom on [[Jaehaerys I Targaryen]]'s and the [[Great Council]]'s choice on the royal succession}} {{Quote|Only I could lighten [[Rhaenyra Targaryen|Her Grace's]] heart. In this dark hour, I became the queen's counselor, setting aside my [[fool]]'s sceptre and pointed hat to lend her all my wisdom and compassion. Unbeknownst to all, it was the jester who ruled them now, an invisible king in motley.{{Ref|FAB|The Dying of the Dragons - The Red Dragon and the Gold}}| Mushroom during the [[Dance of the Dragons]]}} {{Quote|'''Joffrey''': Mother, what if they kill [[Tyraxes]]?<br> '''Rhaenyra''': [[smallfolk|They are vermin]]. Drunks and fools and gutter rats. One taste of [[dragonflame]] and they will run.<br> '''Mushroom''': Drunks they may be, but a drunken man knows not fear. Fools, aye, but a fool can kill a king. Rats, that too, but a thousand rats can bring down a bear. I saw it happen once, down there in [[Flea Bottom]].{{Ref|FAB|The Dying of the Dragons - Rhaenyra Overthrown}}| [[Joffrey Velaryon]], [[Rhaenyra Targaryen]], and Mushroom on the [[Storming of the Dragonpit]]}} {{Quote|I was myself tempted to return to my cask of flour, but thankfully I proved too small for [[Cregan Stark|the wolf]] to notice.{{Ref|FAB|Aftermath - The Hour of the Wolf}}| Mushroom on the many arrests during the [[Hour of the Wolf]]}} {{Quote|I do confess that I was tempted. In [[Westeros]] my wit is wasted capering for [[Aegon III Targaryen|a king who never smiles]], but in [[Braavos]] they would love me⦠too well, I fear. Every [[courtesan]] would want me, and soon or late some [[bravo]] would take umbrage at the size of my member and prick me with his little pointy dwarf-skewer. So back to the [[Red Keep]] Mushroom scurried, and more fool me.{{Ref|FAB|Under the Regents - War and Peace and Cattle Shows}}| Mushroom on the [[Sealord of Braavos|Sealord]]'s offer to remain in [[Braavos]]}} {{Quote|I mean to give the [[smallfolk]] peace and food and [[Laws and justice of the Seven Kingdoms|justice]]. If that will not suffice to win their love, let Mushroom make a [[progress]].{{Ref|TWOIAF|The Targaryen Kings: Aegon III}}| [[Aegon III Targaryen]] to [[Torrhen Manderly]]}}
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