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==Quotes about Patchface== {{Quote|We have found the most splendid [[fool]]. Only a boy, yet nimble as a [[monkey]] and witty as a dozen courtiers. He juggles and riddles and does [[magic]], and he can sing prettily in four tongues. We have bought his freedom and hope to bring him home with us. [[Robert I Baratheon|Robert]] will be delighted with him, and perhaps in time he will even teach [[Stannis Baratheon|Stannis]] how to laugh.{{Ref|ACOK|Prologue}}|[[Steffon Baratheon]] writing to [[Cressen]]}} {{Quote|[[Shireen Baratheon|The girl]] was the only one who laughed at him now, the only one who cared if he lived or died.{{Ref|ACOK|Prologue}}|thoughts of [[Cressen]]}} {{Quote|The wretch is mad, and in pain, and no use to anyone, least of all himself. The kindest thing you could do for that one is fill his cup with the [[milk of the poppy]]. A [[gift of mercy|painless sleep]], and there's an end to it. He'd bless you if he had the wit for it.{{Ref|ACOK|Prologue}}|[[Harbert]] to [[Cressen]]}} {{Quote|'''Petyr:''' In my experience, the more bizarre and shocking a tale the more apt it is to be repeated. [[Stannis Baratheon|Stannis]] keeps an especially grotesque [[fool]], a [[lackwit]] with a [[tattoo]]ed face.<br> '''Pycelle:''' Surely you do not mean to suggest that Lady Selyse would bring a fool into her bed?<br> '''Petyr:''' You'd have to be a fool to want to bed [[Selyse Florent]]. Doubtless Patchface reminded her of Stannis. And the best lies contain within them nuggets of truth, enough to give a listener pause. As it happens, this fool is utterly devoted to [[Shireen Baratheon|the girl]] and follows her everywhere. They even look somewhat alike. Shireen has a mottled, half-frozen face as well.<br> '''Pycelle:''' But that is from the [[greyscale]] that near killed her as a babe, poor thing.<br> '''Petyr:''' I like my tale better, and so will the [[smallfolk]].{{Ref|ACOK|15}}|[[Petyr Baelish]] and [[Pycelle]], as Petyr devises a rumor to slander [[Stannis Baratheon]]}} {{Quote|As to [[Shireen Baratheon|your daughter]], I understand. If my wife looked like [[Selyse Florent|yours]], I'd send my fool to service her as well.{{Ref|ACOK|31}}|[[Renly Baratheon]], to [[Stannis Baratheon]]}} {{Quote|Davos was reminded of Patchface, Princess [[Shireen Baratheon|Shireen's]] [[lackwit]] fool. He had gone into the sea as well, and when he came out he was mad. Am I mad as well?{{Ref|ASOS|10}}|thoughts of [[Davos Seaworth]]}} {{Quote|That creature is dangerous. Many a time I have glimpsed him [[visions|in my flames]]. Sometimes there are skulls about him, and his lips are red with blood.{{Ref|ADWD|49}}|[[Melisandre]] to [[Jon Snow]]}}
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